Found In: ???

I used the watch this show everyday after school, so I must have received this sometime as a child. I don’t know if I had any more. If so, this is the only one that has survived.

I’m so excited! I’m so excited! I’m so… scared.

Found in: Antique store

Mrs. Dorothy Panuzzo, wherever you are, I have your hair. Contact me if you want it back. Otherwise I plan on cloning you.

I can’t believe that hair is 46 years old!

Found In: Employee breakroom at my job

This looked like a perfectly normals women’s mag, but then I saw the headlines. It’s lurid! It’s sensational! I found a whole stack of these. The cover stories are interspersed with recipes and pictures readers submitted of their cats. It’s quite a strange publication.